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Funny story Take Name Of Al-Quran

Doni and Tono are true friends, both just in karuniai a child. and at one time there was the They meet the following conversation.

Doni: No, son lo called who?
Joe: Aziz, taken from the Qur'an tuh
Doni: my son also takes its name from Al-Quran
Joe: Who?
Doni: Saitonirojim
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Funny story Thrush

After Road path, Udin, the court entered a restaurant. He was starving. He saw there was one empty spot, he immediately approached the waiter to order food. A few minutes later the order came and he went without a long wait to eat the dish. Again fun to eat, came a beautiful girl. His face is oriental, Wear shorts. Because of all the place is full, the girl then joined table with Udin. Thus, a two-seat table. Udin was stunned to see the beauty girl, until she put off meal. For some reason, suddenly realized Udin and reflexes he covered his mouth with both hands to use. The girl who saw strange behavior Udin then asked,
Ce: "Mas, why not eat. Heat in it?".
Udin: (shaking his head).
Ce: "It's hard pee huh?".
Udin: (Still shaking his head).
Ce: "Mas definitely sprue. Chapped lips eh? '.
Udin: (As he opened both his hand from his mouth), "Yes, a huge outbreak".
Apparently Udin cleft lip.

Funny story dear Grandmother Grandson

Tini was two and a half years, but nagging is not playing.
And his name so that small children also speak out frankly speaking (Understandably, the mother
first craving grilled parrot). Sometimes words embarrass her like when she was a guest Tini casually told her mother "Mom, Tini to pee" or "Mom, Tini want beAb.
Therefore, she is making a special term for it, ie if waste water
little to say "Mom, Tini would whistle" and when defecating, say "Mom, Tini like singing." It was very memorable Tini that he himself forgot what the original word of the two.
This has continued for more than 2 months and never once Tini wrong said. And the mother was never again humiliated by Tini in front of his guests. At one time my grandmother came Tini and intend to stay at home with the by-Tini by papaya fruit from the village. His name is also a child who has not met the grandmother, the mother Tini ask permission to sleep with her grandmother. The mother allows her to advise that Tini not be wet, and when I want to say the same toilet that grandmother escorted to the bathroom.
Happily Tini directly to the yes-it and lay the grandmother and grandson. Perhaps because too much eating papaya granting the grandmother, Tini midnight began to feel stomach mules. They remembered the mother, the grandmother woke Tini was soundly sleeping, saying:
"Grandma, Grandma. Tini want to sing".
Patiently the old woman answered: "Cu, it's late. Neighbors do not sing now later in the build. Tomorrow yaa ..".
But the heavy mules Tini had forced his grandmother to 'sing' now too. Because so unfortunately on the grandson, the grandmother finally agreed and
he said, "Perhaps singing now, but slowly wrote dikuping singing grandmother."
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Funny story Drug Stores

Once at a market in Jakarta numbers there are two drug stores. Wan's first drugstore Abud Arab descent, and a second store owned by the descendants tionghoa koh Ahing. Their shop next door, but the shop koh Ahing more in demand than Abud wan's store. Becoming more and more customers koh Ahing. Even subscription wan Abud also moved to the next shop owned koh koh ahing because Ahing make promo "NOT CURED MONEY BACK FOLDING 3X". Wan Abud increasingly furious course ...
Once wan Abud malice with the intent to seize Ahing koh koh Ahing customers with its strategy ..

Wan Abud: "damn the ncek, the store ga ane be ane behavior .. Forget Ntar kerjain tuh people. Ane pura2 trus ill tell orang2 klo ane ga si Ahing recovered to take his medication."

Wan Abud: "Excuse Koh Ahing .."
Koh Ahing: "Eh .. wan Abud, tumben .. what is it? Store is also why blm open, knp Abud wan?
Wan Abud: "Yeah ya koh, ane more pain. Want to buy drugs at ente. Kan potent drug known ente .. sampe2 make advertising NOT CURED 3X MONEY BACK FOLDING all".
Koh Ahing: "Anger really romance her. Ente sick what Abud wan??"
Wan Abud: "Ane pain numbness ya koh Ahing"
Koh Ahing: "oohh .. numbness, which I no effectual cure". "Ling-ling .. please take drugs in box number 8 for Abut wan" (koh ahing shouted to his son ling2)

Not long ago, ling-ling brought her medicine taken from box number 8

Koh Ahing: "This wan Abud its numbing medicine. Directly drinking wan wrote Abud
Wan Abud: "Ane ni yee drink ...
When a new drug to the tongue wan Abud, it feels strange .. then he said
Wan Abud: ": Damn luh koh, is mah Dirt GOAT"
Koh Ahing: "ente say wan numbness Abud, it could play a Dirt GOAT?"

Abut malice wan to win customers Ahing koh koh ingenuity failed because Ahing who have read malice wan Abud. With the irritation she went home.

At home he had another plan to drop koh Ahing. this time he was not alone, but assisted his assistant called Udin

Wan Abud: "Udin lu tomorrow come to the store the Ahing gw, gw mo work on him. Ntar gw pura2 trus amnesia amnesia drug lu asked for the same gw Ahing". Then gw ga pura2 healed, nnti triak to orang2 lu klo ga potent medicine he trus lu asked 3x compensation
Udin: "Ready skipper

Udin her the next day and went to the store Abud wan koh Ahing
Koh Ahing: "udin eh .. why was the boss of a daze lu kya??
Udin: "This solid, my boss lost his mind sick, I asked my boss nyembuhin cure for memory loss of pain".
Koh Ahing: "There really din, just calm." "Ling-ling, please take drugs in box number 8" (koh Ahing asked his son to drug mngambil in box number 8

the beginning of her acting like loss of memory, while leaving the store koh Ahing wan Abud said
Wan Abud: "Basic ncek crazy ... I want in love dirt GOAT again, damn lu"
Koh Ahing, "said his loss of memory, remember it's still the same Dirt GOAT.

Stories Humor Birthday

Today is the day that (should) special for Bambang, but he was not so on her birthday when she had opened her eyes instead be a 'good' instead he was greeted by the scorn of his wife, two children fight, the way to the office this morning he tejebak jams, not to mention his tires was leaking, continued when he got in office was apparently no one realized he thought his birthday.

Fortunately there was Rika, a good secretary and understanding (plus gorgeous) who would cheer her up.
"You look glum, what sir.?"
"No, no nothing." Hufft Rica also apparently do not know my birthday.
"Emmm, the father would come home exhausted Myspace temenin rika not eat.? Rika tau delicious restaurant that recently opened yesterday." with a wink.
"OK, all right."

Direstoran they both ate. Finished their meal to the karaoke. Later that night Mr. Bambang drove Rika to her apartment.
"You want to come in first.?, Briefly wrote Sir ..."
"OK lah, briefly aja ya .." than at home got angry again he thought.

"Well Rika not nyangka ya ye also love movies gituan." Pak Bambang accidentally saw some movie DVD collection Rica among some in the living room.
"Ah, sir, just wondering wrote, hehe."
"Curious why there are so few pieces ...". Pak Bambang smile.
Then after a long time menjerus to talk things over.
"Emmm, excuse me sir Bambang want to back something like dibenerin. Mr. waiting in my room aja yahhh ..." Rika blinked while tersenym sweet.
Pak Bambang who understands "CODE" is also headed to the room while whistling Rica.
"Heheheh .., Gak nyangka can" ginian "is as easy as Rika ..." he said to himself.

Shortly after Rika was entered. And Pak Bambang lying on the bed and was not wearing any clothes could only stare see Rika brings birthday cake with his wife and children colleagues Pak Bambang.

Funny story Two dead person will be

There are two people who died were the guardian angels of the gate before entering the afterlife.

Angel: Why are you here?

Person 1: "When I was at the office, I was told that the neighbor's wife
I'm having an affair with another man in my apartment.
Therefore, I immediately raced home. Arriving at my house
tossed around the room looking for him. Angry can not find it,
I threw what I found out the window, including the suitcase
on the side of the bed. I was so emotional I hit attack
heart. "

Angel: "If ye?" (Ask the angels to the second)

Person 2: "Hhh ... I was in a suitcase that was dumped .."

Humor Story Leg Goats

In a mathematics lesson, the teacher asked the students mother.

Teacher: How many chicken feet, Bonar?
Bonar: Two bu
Teacher: Good, now Jojon, leg of lamb, how many?
Jojon: Eight Capital Master
Teacher: How so?
Jojon: Try to count, 2 front legs, 2 back legs, 2
left foot and 2 feet right. Kan 2 +2 +2 +2 = 8
Teacher: Jojon, really smart you like officials only.

Funny story Burglar

Once upon a time there were two people one night a thief who has just managed to rob a shop
Burglar 1: Jon lu had any kind of took my stuff?
Burglar 2: Gw took my jewelry, money the same 32-inch LCD TV
Burglar 1: If i managed to take some sandals the shop owner
Burglar 2: Jiah lu stupid really. Ngapain took my sandals. Why guns took my valuables oon.
Burglar 1: lu tuh dumb. I took my sandals the owner of the shop so he does not get after us.
Burglar Two:?!?!?! @ # #

So much for first funny story I can give here. But do not worry like I said above if friend's apartment I will update this later with more stories funny humor again. Ok hopefully apartment apartment all entertained by reading these funny stories, Salam.