Ada Waktu Villa

Villa Ada Waktu

price Rp : 730998 one day

Welcome to Villa Ada Waktu!
Our villa is situated little south of Yogyakarta,
Although close to the touristic centre of Yogya, the international airport, and Prambanan .. are very close ( half an hour drive)
One hour and a half away from Borobudur.
Near to Parangtritis beach, and Immogiri sultan tombs. (half an hour drive)
In the middle of fields, very calm...and healthy fresh air! Honey birds are flying around in the garden.

All rooms have AC and/or Fan, bathroom with hot & cold water.
Soap, shampoo and fresh towel are provided.
Daily cleaning service.
Nice view over fields,hills, and if the weather is clear, you can enjoy Merapi volcano view.
Free Wifi or PC with internet, Television room (parabola)
All our guets love our overflow swimming pool 5 on 10 m!
The healthy breakfast is included; and can be served from very early morning 4.30 till 10.30 in the morning!
Other meals are on request.
Bottled drinking water from the gallon is provided.
Bicycles to explore the region, can be used free.
New Car (and driver) available for hire.
Massage service is available on request.
We can arrange trips, courses to local attraction places
We have special baby bed for guests travelling with infants.
We guarantee personal service. If the owner is absent, the friendly family and staff serves you with pleasure.
We stay in immediate contact by e-mail and (website hidden).
APRIL (2 first weeks)& JULY- AUGUST 2013: We serve you in Dutch, English, French, German,...
We take all our time to make your stay unforgettable.
Be our guests!

house rules

This is a place to relax. Enjoy it! 
The owner is living in same property. 
If the owner is absent, there is still friendly house staff and family to help you. 
Even when the owner is absent, he stays in contact with you by (website hidden) and e-mail! 
Smoking in the room is not allowed, but outside, and on the terrace no problem.

funny story

Funny story collection Banget

Funny story Take Name Of Al-Quran

Doni and Tono are true friends, both just in karuniai a child. and at one time there was the They meet the following conversation.

Doni: No, son lo called who?
Joe: Aziz, taken from the Qur'an tuh
Doni: my son also takes its name from Al-Quran
Joe: Who?
Doni: Saitonirojim
# Tibatibahening

Funny story Thrush

After Road path, Udin, the court entered a restaurant. He was starving. He saw there was one empty spot, he immediately approached the waiter to order food. A few minutes later the order came and he went without a long wait to eat the dish. Again fun to eat, came a beautiful girl. His face is oriental, Wear shorts. Because of all the place is full, the girl then joined table with Udin. Thus, a two-seat table. Udin was stunned to see the beauty girl, until she put off meal. For some reason, suddenly realized Udin and reflexes he covered his mouth with both hands to use. The girl who saw strange behavior Udin then asked,
Ce: "Mas, why not eat. Heat in it?".
Udin: (shaking his head).
Ce: "It's hard pee huh?".
Udin: (Still shaking his head).
Ce: "Mas definitely sprue. Chapped lips eh? '.
Udin: (As he opened both his hand from his mouth), "Yes, a huge outbreak".
Apparently Udin cleft lip.

Funny story dear Grandmother Grandson

Tini was two and a half years, but nagging is not playing.
And his name so that small children also speak out frankly speaking (Understandably, the mother
first craving grilled parrot). Sometimes words embarrass her like when she was a guest Tini casually told her mother "Mom, Tini to pee" or "Mom, Tini want beAb.
Therefore, she is making a special term for it, ie if waste water
little to say "Mom, Tini would whistle" and when defecating, say "Mom, Tini like singing." It was very memorable Tini that he himself forgot what the original word of the two.
This has continued for more than 2 months and never once Tini wrong said. And the mother was never again humiliated by Tini in front of his guests. At one time my grandmother came Tini and intend to stay at home with the by-Tini by papaya fruit from the village. His name is also a child who has not met the grandmother, the mother Tini ask permission to sleep with her grandmother. The mother allows her to advise that Tini not be wet, and when I want to say the same toilet that grandmother escorted to the bathroom.
Happily Tini directly to the yes-it and lay the grandmother and grandson. Perhaps because too much eating papaya granting the grandmother, Tini midnight began to feel stomach mules. They remembered the mother, the grandmother woke Tini was soundly sleeping, saying:
"Grandma, Grandma. Tini want to sing".
Patiently the old woman answered: "Cu, it's late. Neighbors do not sing now later in the build. Tomorrow yaa ..".
But the heavy mules Tini had forced his grandmother to 'sing' now too. Because so unfortunately on the grandson, the grandmother finally agreed and
he said, "Perhaps singing now, but slowly wrote dikuping singing grandmother."
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Funny story Drug Stores

Once at a market in Jakarta numbers there are two drug stores. Wan's first drugstore Abud Arab descent, and a second store owned by the descendants tionghoa koh Ahing. Their shop next door, but the shop koh Ahing more in demand than Abud wan's store. Becoming more and more customers koh Ahing. Even subscription wan Abud also moved to the next shop owned koh koh ahing because Ahing make promo "NOT CURED MONEY BACK FOLDING 3X". Wan Abud increasingly furious course ...
Once wan Abud malice with the intent to seize Ahing koh koh Ahing customers with its strategy ..

Wan Abud: "damn the ncek, the store ga ane be ane behavior .. Forget Ntar kerjain tuh people. Ane pura2 trus ill tell orang2 klo ane ga si Ahing recovered to take his medication."

Wan Abud: "Excuse Koh Ahing .."
Koh Ahing: "Eh .. wan Abud, tumben .. what is it? Store is also why blm open, knp Abud wan?
Wan Abud: "Yeah ya koh, ane more pain. Want to buy drugs at ente. Kan potent drug known ente .. sampe2 make advertising NOT CURED 3X MONEY BACK FOLDING all".
Koh Ahing: "Anger really romance her. Ente sick what Abud wan??"
Wan Abud: "Ane pain numbness ya koh Ahing"
Koh Ahing: "oohh .. numbness, which I no effectual cure". "Ling-ling .. please take drugs in box number 8 for Abut wan" (koh ahing shouted to his son ling2)

Not long ago, ling-ling brought her medicine taken from box number 8

Koh Ahing: "This wan Abud its numbing medicine. Directly drinking wan wrote Abud
Wan Abud: "Ane ni yee drink ...
When a new drug to the tongue wan Abud, it feels strange .. then he said
Wan Abud: ": Damn luh koh, is mah Dirt GOAT"
Koh Ahing: "ente say wan numbness Abud, it could play a Dirt GOAT?"

Abut malice wan to win customers Ahing koh koh ingenuity failed because Ahing who have read malice wan Abud. With the irritation she went home.

At home he had another plan to drop koh Ahing. this time he was not alone, but assisted his assistant called Udin

Wan Abud: "Udin lu tomorrow come to the store the Ahing gw, gw mo work on him. Ntar gw pura2 trus amnesia amnesia drug lu asked for the same gw Ahing". Then gw ga pura2 healed, nnti triak to orang2 lu klo ga potent medicine he trus lu asked 3x compensation
Udin: "Ready skipper

Udin her the next day and went to the store Abud wan koh Ahing
Koh Ahing: "udin eh .. why was the boss of a daze lu kya??
Udin: "This solid, my boss lost his mind sick, I asked my boss nyembuhin cure for memory loss of pain".
Koh Ahing: "There really din, just calm." "Ling-ling, please take drugs in box number 8" (koh Ahing asked his son to drug mngambil in box number 8

the beginning of her acting like loss of memory, while leaving the store koh Ahing wan Abud said
Wan Abud: "Basic ncek crazy ... I want in love dirt GOAT again, damn lu"
Koh Ahing, "said his loss of memory, remember it's still the same Dirt GOAT.

Stories Humor Birthday

Today is the day that (should) special for Bambang, but he was not so on her birthday when she had opened her eyes instead be a 'good' instead he was greeted by the scorn of his wife, two children fight, the way to the office this morning he tejebak jams, not to mention his tires was leaking, continued when he got in office was apparently no one realized he thought his birthday.

Fortunately there was Rika, a good secretary and understanding (plus gorgeous) who would cheer her up.
"You look glum, what sir.?"
"No, no nothing." Hufft Rica also apparently do not know my birthday.
"Emmm, the father would come home exhausted Myspace temenin rika not eat.? Rika tau delicious restaurant that recently opened yesterday." with a wink.
"OK, all right."

Direstoran they both ate. Finished their meal to the karaoke. Later that night Mr. Bambang drove Rika to her apartment.
"You want to come in first.?, Briefly wrote Sir ..."
"OK lah, briefly aja ya .." than at home got angry again he thought.

"Well Rika not nyangka ya ye also love movies gituan." Pak Bambang accidentally saw some movie DVD collection Rica among some in the living room.
"Ah, sir, just wondering wrote, hehe."
"Curious why there are so few pieces ...". Pak Bambang smile.
Then after a long time menjerus to talk things over.
"Emmm, excuse me sir Bambang want to back something like dibenerin. Mr. waiting in my room aja yahhh ..." Rika blinked while tersenym sweet.
Pak Bambang who understands "CODE" is also headed to the room while whistling Rica.
"Heheheh .., Gak nyangka can" ginian "is as easy as Rika ..." he said to himself.

Shortly after Rika was entered. And Pak Bambang lying on the bed and was not wearing any clothes could only stare see Rika brings birthday cake with his wife and children colleagues Pak Bambang.

Funny story Two dead person will be

There are two people who died were the guardian angels of the gate before entering the afterlife.

Angel: Why are you here?

Person 1: "When I was at the office, I was told that the neighbor's wife
I'm having an affair with another man in my apartment.
Therefore, I immediately raced home. Arriving at my house
tossed around the room looking for him. Angry can not find it,
I threw what I found out the window, including the suitcase
on the side of the bed. I was so emotional I hit attack
heart. "

Angel: "If ye?" (Ask the angels to the second)

Person 2: "Hhh ... I was in a suitcase that was dumped .."

Humor Story Leg Goats

In a mathematics lesson, the teacher asked the students mother.

Teacher: How many chicken feet, Bonar?
Bonar: Two bu
Teacher: Good, now Jojon, leg of lamb, how many?
Jojon: Eight Capital Master
Teacher: How so?
Jojon: Try to count, 2 front legs, 2 back legs, 2
left foot and 2 feet right. Kan 2 +2 +2 +2 = 8
Teacher: Jojon, really smart you like officials only.

Funny story Burglar

Once upon a time there were two people one night a thief who has just managed to rob a shop
Burglar 1: Jon lu had any kind of took my stuff?
Burglar 2: Gw took my jewelry, money the same 32-inch LCD TV
Burglar 1: If i managed to take some sandals the shop owner
Burglar 2: Jiah lu stupid really. Ngapain took my sandals. Why guns took my valuables oon.
Burglar 1: lu tuh dumb. I took my sandals the owner of the shop so he does not get after us.
Burglar Two:?!?!?! @ # #

So much for first funny story I can give here. But do not worry like I said above if friend's apartment I will update this later with more stories funny humor again. Ok hopefully apartment apartment all entertained by reading these funny stories, Salam.

how to make sharp nose with yoga

How to make sharp nose - Having a perfect body shape is the dream of all people, is the perfection of the body is having with the internal organs of our body is considered attractive to others. As the eyes of the slender, smooth skin, supple hair, an athletic body shape / sexy for women, high body ideal, and much more. The perception of perfection is for everyone too different, because everyone also custom manifold so mean perfection itself is also very diverse. But the perfection itself in general there must be a standard line as the main guide, I bring you an example just like the nose, not maybe someone from the deepest heart desire noses into other names snub nose, but they certainly want long nose. Because by having a sharp nose shape of our face will look more cool, like the western people in general. So what if we have a flat nose?? Actually all of God's creation that should be thankful for, but if you still insist to have a sharp nose and want to maximize you must read tips on how to make sharp nose naturally without surgery or the use of other harmful substances. How to make sharp nose Here are some tips on how to make sharp nose that you can try from the blog Create Betah: 1. Yoga Practice: The how to sit straight and right thumb You're on the right nostril closed. Breathe You use the left nostril and count to 4. Hold your breath and count to 4. Now breathe out and count to 6. Repeat with the left nostril and breathing exercises for 15-20 mnit. It is good to do a nostril breathing exercises regularly to make sharp nose and also calms the mind guys. 2. You can pinch your nose gently to make it sharp and up. Hold your nose with your thumb on one hand and forefinger on the other side. You Pinch or tap your nose gently and do this exercise every day for 4-5 mnit. 3. Facial massage is one of the most common ways to reshape the nose and modify its shape. Use a few drops of essential oils such as (lavender, jasmine) and massage the nose. Starting from around the nostrils and gently massage until the tip of the nose near the eye. 4. Put your middle finger in the corner of the eye and ring fingers directly below. Now order your nose until You feel the tightness in the muscles nose. Gently rub with a finger without leaving a wrinkled nose muscle. Relax and repeat 8-10 X. 5. One face yoga 'smiling fish frenzy' muscles also helps shrink cheeks and nose, which did pose smile with a smile and clench your teeth together and hold for a few seconds (15-20 seconds). Relax the muscles of the cheek and once again repeat for 10-20 X. 6. Tips make sharp nose to stretch the facial skin with your index and middle fingers toward the ear. Now do constrict the movement of the lips will kiss someone like pose and hold it. Repeat on the other side of the face. Perform facial exercises on a regular basis to reshape the nose. Those are some exercises to get the nose naturally, without a complicated thing and not harmful for our own noses. Hopefully the above tips on how to make sharp nose can make your nose sharp as you want.

Words quotes

Words quotes People who think negatively always sees the difficulty in every opportunity, while successful people are always looking for an opportunity in every difficulty. Be careful with love, because love can also make healthy people sick, fat people become skinny, normal people into insane, the rich become poor, he became a slave, if his love was greeted by false lovers. It is easier to fight than the thousands of people armed themselves against arrogance. What did you do today, is also key to good or ruin your tomorrows. Do the best for today. The hardest thing in life is not to surpass others, but beyond the ego and ourselves. Be proud of yourself, Although there are not Liked. Sometimes they hate because they can not be like you. Success is like a shadow, more pursued further away. So, ignore it and live your life as it is. Success will surely follow. If the intention was stuck because of God, there will be no obstacle that could stop someone doing something. Intentions because Allah is the primary motivator and should be the sole motivator us. Let us not be lulled to meet worldly wealth is only temporary, until we forget our real task in this world is to collect supplies to reach the eternal abode of the Hereafter. So Enrich yourself with both the material and spiritual, and distribute more wealth to the needy. When one door of happiness is closed, another door opened. But often we stare too long at the closed door that do not see another door opened for us. In life, sometimes we get more of what we do not want. And when we get what we want, we know that ultimately we want sometimes can not make our lives happier. Dream what you want to dream, go to the places you want, Be as you wish, because you have only one life and one chance to do the things you want to do. In love, do not be NUMBER ONE within his life, because that you need is to be ONLY ONE in his heart. Ignore those who try to bring you down, they do it because they have to be next to you. If you let the past disturb your life today, you will never be able to give my best to the future tuk into shape Learn from those above you. Enjoy life with them at your side. Do not underestimate those below you. Sometimes you think too much about the beauty of the past to shut down at this time. Forget them, find bahagiamu. We can not prevent or remove feelings. We just bs control, or are controlled by them. The past does save a lot of memories, but that's no reason tuk not go forward. A bright future based on the past that have been forgotten You can not go well in your life until you forget your failures and heartache. When you were born, you cried and the people around you smile. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and the people around you crying. Hope you got enough happiness to make you happy, pretty trials to make you strong, enough suffering to make you a truly human, and enough hope to make you positive towards life. That led her not mind, but his heart. Today, when it comes, do not let it pass away. Tomorrow if he was still the trip, do not expect it to come back. Women hard to fall in love, it is better to wait than to accept that true men come, but it could go anytime. Do not rush in love. It is better to wait for someone who is right for your life forever rather than just temporary. If he chose tuk tinggalkanmu, do not beg to survive. If he can not accept you for what it is, find someone who can! If you let the past disturb your life today, you will never be able to give my best to the future tuk into shape Learn from those above you. Enjoy life with them at your side. Do not underestimate those below you. Sometimes you think too much about the beauty of the past to shut down at this time. Forget them, find bahagiamu. We're not bs prevent or remove feelings. We just bs control, or are controlled by them. The past does save a lot of memories, but that's no reason tuk not go forward. Many things in life can reply you happy, but there's nothing to be happier than the love of someone that you love. Update pearl 2012 words Learn from the mistakes of others. You can not live long enough to do all the error itself Science and religion have always agreed, but science and faith are always quarreling. Do not think of ourselves not able to before trying, learning, and practice. -Thomas A. Edison Failure is not when one falls, but when someone refuses to get up. -Chinese Proverb Anyone who act recklessly in the little things can not be trusted with the big things. -Albert Einstein Do not wait until tomorrow, what you can do today. When you see the grass is greener, maybe they take better care of us. This was written Khidupan CONTENTS LIST PREFACE be grateful parents gave birth to us safely INTRODUCTION OLD prayers for us to worship him KPD, accompanied BASIC GUIDELINES theory al quran as we are, and ANALYSIS lives as we grow Adults, as well as CLOSING dikala PARENTS, all summarized in a defense response in the field CONCLUSION masyhar later. You should expect great things from you before you do it. Success obtained at the expense of integrity is not a success. Friend sjati is he who mMpu mmbenarkan bkan kata2 ... tpi Shabat sjati mmPu said that he was right .... You will never go wrong as long as always stick to the truth. The best chance to start when you get an idea and ideas. Do not be too long mourn what has happened. It's who you might cry when you are thankful for things that will someday. If you leave someone, give them a reason. No one was more painful than the left but there was no explanation. In life, you will not always get what you want most, sometimes you just get more exact lesson you need. "Faith is to believe what we do not see, and the reward of faith is to see what we believe." Grief is like being stranded on a desert island. The best thing is to try to get out of the desert sand. The essence of happiness is the happiness of a collection of small things. Actually, it is easy to be Happy. Happiness will come when we forgive ourselves, forgive others, and to live with gratitude. There was never a selfish and ungrateful able to feel happy, let alone make others happy. Life is giving, not asking. "

condiment fried potatoes recipe

MATERIALS:
1 kg potatoes, diced
5 pieces of red chilli, mashed
3 eggs pecans, mashed
1 tsp shrimp paste, puree
3siung garlic, mashed
2 red onions, mashed
3 cups coconut milk (1/2 coconuts)
½ tbsp salt
1 1/2 tablespoons sugar
1 sheet greetings
2ruas galangal, crushed
3 tablespoons cooking oil

HOW TO MAKE A POTATO condiment fried
• Saute the spices, greeting and galangal until fragrant.
• Enter the potatoes and cook for 10 minutes.
• Enter the coconut milk, salt and sugar. Cook for 20 minutes.
• Cook until coconut milk thickens.

Jengkol typical Indonesian food

Recipes: Jengkol Sambal Balado Seasoning Spicy Padang

Typical odor of jengkol not affect appetite to eat a super delicious sambal jengkol this. Do not hesitate to cook it became even smell spread all over. This recipe makes jengkol Balado sambal here's how to cook it:

Ingredients and spices:

500 grams jengkol

500 ml of water

4 tablespoons of cooking oil

2 bay leaves

1 stalk lemongrass

4 cm galangal, crushed

3 tbsp soy sauce

1 tbsp sugar

puree:

10 pieces of curly red chili

8 grains of red onion

6 cloves garlic

salt to taste

How to Make Jengkol Sambal Balado Seasoning Spicy Padang:

Jengkol are still skinned and boiled with a little water until cooked ash. Discard the water, then boiled again with fresh water to a boil. Remove the skin, and split. Keprek every piece jengkol to bruise.

Heat the cooking oil. Saute the spices with bay leaves, lemon grass and ginger until fragrant. Add water and stir until boiling.

Enter jengkol, soy sauce, and sugar. Cook until sauce thickens, remove from heat and serve.

Getuk cake recipe

material 1) 1 kg of fresh cassava 2) palm sugar 300 g 3) shredded coconut 0.5 points 4) salt 1 tsp 5) sufficient water 6) vanilla to taste 7) coloring (optional) to taste HOW TO MAKE getuk: 1) Cassava peeled and washed thoroughly, and then cut into pieces and boiled. one scoop tea salt put into the cooking water. 2) After the tender, the water drained disposed. Cassava dijerang again over low heat so that the water completely discharged. 3) cooked with palm sugar and a half cup of water until melted, and then filtered. 4) Cassava is still hot, destroyed help of a fork, while spiked vanilla, dyes, and sugar water little by little. mixed up is really uneven. 5) If you want a more subtle, the dough was transferred to the tool getuk grinder. The dough will come out like a tangle thick rope that extends so that it looks draw (on making getuk lindri). However, if you do not have these tools, we can refine getuk on a banana leaf net placed on a flat base. Dough arranged smooth thick 1.5 finger or according to taste and the mixture allowed to stand until cool. After that, getuk be cut into pieces according taste (usually a square). Getuk served with grated coconut stamped a little salt. NOTE: Use the type of cassava is soft and fluffier. If you want to get getuk colorful, divide cassava into some boiling times. Each boiling using food coloring in different colors. Or it could be the essen / aroma pasta, so in addition to the color getuk also have different flavors. Treatment was done separately so the colors are not mixed getuk.